Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Finn drafted by team "Pooh Bear"




The scouts were in town this week to find new talent, and it doesn't get much newer than Finn. He ended up accepting the offer from Team Pooh Bear. Their scout noticed his use of his hand to suck on. "This new development really got our attention, especially since he seems to be a switch-hander."

The team's opening offer was tabled to see if competing bids would come in. "He had a great showing at the combine," said Brian Beachkofski, Finn's agent, "and we had hoped to see offers like this come in."

Although unable to finish the 40 because he still can't walk or crawl, his strength to body weight ratio was impressive. Despite the high hopes, the only other offer came from Team Smurfs, who ended up signing JuCo transfer Pax Jolie.

Team Poop Bear's Manager said, "Finn seems like a good fit in the clubhouse. He gets along with everyone and Kanga has taken him under his wing." When asked about how he likes the selection Finn simply smiled.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK. Now I am confused. Was he signed or not? And is it "Pooh Bear" or "Poop Bear"? ==PaBeach

Anonymous said...

I am so proud, he actually found his mouth with his hand! Soon he will be stopping pucks with that same hand (and it will be all hockey glove stinky)

Jeff said...

Tiberius is so going to make fun of Finn for wearing Pooh Bear clothes. Those are so 4-week old.

Sarah said...

Finn can't help it that he's small! But he'll still be able to kick Tiberius' ass.