When Will Tiberius Burst Forth?

Our friends Jeff and Angela of The Daily Squink fame are expecting their first child. Some have called their fetal child lump, bump, or Moe, but they have named theirs Tiberius.

As his baking time has now past Finn's, the moment is coming soon. Congrats to them in advance. We know it will be quite a big and wonderful change.

After winning the office basketball pool, i feel as if i am on a hot streak. Rather than have the traditional 'guess when she'll deliver' contest, I thought that a series of wagers would be fun.

Tiberius is due 24 days from now on April 27th. The bet goes like this: will ____ happen before Tiberius is born (odds listed in parentheses).

Here is the list of bets:

• Ohio State fans will get over their loss to Florida (1:1)
• Ohio State fans get of their other loss to Florida (2:1)
• Iran will release the British hostages (3;1)
• Sanjaya will get voted off American Idol (5:1)
• Britney Spears will go back into rehab (4:1)
• Britney Spears will then leave rehab (4.1:1)
• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt adopt another child (7:1)
• Reds will have at least 15 wins like last year on April 27th (3:2)

Again, congrats to the happy parents to be!