Tuesday, November 13, 2007

What's good for the goose

"I haven't had to wax my eyebrows since July. I guess all those years of yanking the hairs out by the root have killed the follicles."

"Hm."

"Maybe you should start waxing your beard. Then after 10 years or so you wouldn't have to shave or worry about facial hair ever again. Well, except for maybe a pluck here and there."

"Um - no."

"Hey, I'm just thinking of you. I know how much you hate to shave."

"That's enough thinking of me."

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